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Im just sayin!
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
Hotchi Uses Male Enhancement, because he's got a small peen
NEW YORK (SOT) -- In a boring development today, it was discovered that Hotchi is considering taking male enhancement pills. This means that Hotchi has a small wiener and can never please a woman.
An unidentified source said, "Today was really an unsurprising day, we all knew it was true, but now it's just confirmed."
SOT analysts have decided that this story should not qualify as news since it was already a widespread assumption that has now been proven true. But SOT poster Acme401 said, "This kid is retarded. People outside of SOT need to see how retarded this kid is. We need to warn people."
This is the latest in a string of events related to Hotchi's retardedness but still pales in comparison to the now famous "Video of the Lincoln Assassination" post of 2007.
An unidentified source said, "Today was really an unsurprising day, we all knew it was true, but now it's just confirmed."
SOT analysts have decided that this story should not qualify as news since it was already a widespread assumption that has now been proven true. But SOT poster Acme401 said, "This kid is retarded. People outside of SOT need to see how retarded this kid is. We need to warn people."
This is the latest in a string of events related to Hotchi's retardedness but still pales in comparison to the now famous "Video of the Lincoln Assassination" post of 2007.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
TopKnot is a Fucking Douchebag
Unnamed source have stated that TopKnot, otherwise known as Heston, is a fucking crybaby douchebag that loves to hear himself talk. This must be a fact as it is posted on a blog.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
The Baby Piglet or as I call it Pork on Pork Violence!
Thanks to Dsnipe for making this "meal" and second of all, for letting me post it on SOTNews!
The back story on the Baby Piglet is D wanted to make a tasty treat for his friends Super Bowl Sunday...and this is what he came up with.
I have the pictures but no commentary, so you might just have to make up your own story line as you move from picture to succulent picture...
From what I gather, I can only go by his pictures and the stains he left in the carpet, that this is Dsnipe's twist on the Bacon Explosion, which spawned our own Barbie & Plasic's Bacon Extravaganza. You will soon know why I nicknamed it "Pork On Pork Violence".
The now traditional Bacon Mat. The foundation of any great Bacon based meal. The mat seems to be covered in some spice based spice...
D immediately breaks the mold by adding a SECOND Bacon Mat!
More spice based spices to the second Bacon Mat.
Now the filling. What could it possibly be?!?! Nothing but the finest sausage and MORE BACON!
The Baby Piglet all rolled up and ready for the oven.
Oh yea!! The main course may be complete, but the Violence has not even started yet!
WA-BAM! What the hell is that you ask?!?!? The only thing that could possibly top off a Bacon on Bacon on Sausage and Bacon roll but cheese, link sausage, BBQ sauce and sliced peperoni!!!!
Bask in its goly! BASK I SAY!!!!
Good job D! Hope those stints are covered by your health insurance!
The back story on the Baby Piglet is D wanted to make a tasty treat for his friends Super Bowl Sunday...and this is what he came up with.
I have the pictures but no commentary, so you might just have to make up your own story line as you move from picture to succulent picture...
From what I gather, I can only go by his pictures and the stains he left in the carpet, that this is Dsnipe's twist on the Bacon Explosion, which spawned our own Barbie & Plasic's Bacon Extravaganza. You will soon know why I nicknamed it "Pork On Pork Violence".
The now traditional Bacon Mat. The foundation of any great Bacon based meal. The mat seems to be covered in some spice based spice...
D immediately breaks the mold by adding a SECOND Bacon Mat!
More spice based spices to the second Bacon Mat.
Now the filling. What could it possibly be?!?! Nothing but the finest sausage and MORE BACON!
The Baby Piglet all rolled up and ready for the oven.
Oh yea!! The main course may be complete, but the Violence has not even started yet!
WA-BAM! What the hell is that you ask?!?!? The only thing that could possibly top off a Bacon on Bacon on Sausage and Bacon roll but cheese, link sausage, BBQ sauce and sliced peperoni!!!!
Bask in its goly! BASK I SAY!!!!
Good job D! Hope those stints are covered by your health insurance!
Friday, January 23, 2009
SOT News makes the front page of the Royal Bacon Society
An honor has been bestowed upon SOT, no, Barbie & Plastic. Their Bacon Extravaganza was featured on the Royal Bacon Society's web page as an example of heights of culinary greatness that can be archived with god's money aka: Bacon. Hazza! Barbie & Plastic, hazza!
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
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